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A Dawn of Red
01:10
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2. |
Console Wars
02:48
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I only use the systems that do HD
but HD should be defined as 1080p
I see you tell me it looks alright
Seriously 480, now you must die
You may as well say
you're on 56k
regardless I will kill you in each and every way
You think I cheat
your system's weak
You can't render graphics that
show me
Peace comes through superior framerates
the kind of power that is not found in wii
Victory through superior hardware
this is the system required by me
your feelings inside I know you wish
that you were me.
the shame that you feel, you know that you will never win
It must be tough living with the scores you get.
Maybe one day, your mom will buy more games to play
your life is sad never feeling victory
playing games against you even gives me agony
Don't cry tonight nobody alive still loves you.
Even upgrades cannot fix you
Peace comes through superior framerates
the kind of power that is not found in wii
Victory through superior hardware
this is the system required by me
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4. |
Connect
03:18
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KINECT
You say this looks amazing
fanboy of microsoft
no doubt you're easily impressed
KINECT
It has no mouse or keyboard
I have to move my arms?
Does moving sound like fun to you?
I cannot fathom that you want me to move
more than just my hands
Do I look like I exercise?
If I want to play any multiplayer games
I need to invite them to my house?
NO
KINECT, is a waste of time
If I wanted to move, I would buy a wii
This name sucks too, who thought that was good
it should have stayed as natal.
This only works when standing
It's such a waste of time
Surely I have nothing else to do
KINECT
This thing is just a gimmick
It's a retarded wii
just use controllers I'll be fine
KINECT
I do this for enjoyment
not for exercise
epic fail
I cannot fathom that you want me to move
more than just my hands
What makes you think I like to move?
I want to play multiplayer games but mom won't let them in the house
WAR! Fighting in the console WAR
WAR! Drafted in the console WAR!
The Project Natal experience is designed to generate
emotional responses that echo the feelings Project Natal
itself evokes. Experiencing a sense of connection and
togetherness, members of the audience will be whisked
away on a journey that is intense, engrossing, human-
centered, interactive, imaginative and socially inclusive.”
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5. |
Occupied
03:35
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bethesda's actions show they care about their clients
less than the corporations where OWS is ranting
this new buggy patch that makes a buggy untested game
by actually testing the game, not just spot loads
DRM that loads 30 percent of updates,
all while I explicitly have no automatic updates
I cannot play what I paid for
Your company just gave us the middle finger
You think I imagine these backwards flying dragons
and quests with hiccups are solely the fault of gremlins
who change flags and variables only on certain computers
it isn't globally broken, but every one's is flawed
you're mandating a single path of error filled poor patching
what if this software was in your car?
it doesn't feel right, coming from Daggerfall
a huge complex game when comparing it to Skyrim
was for both the mainstream as well as the hard core
No more dumbing down, morrowind was the pinnacle
More quests, more spells, more rings, left glove, left boot
pauldrons, greaves, unpredictable
You cannot make spells, until DLC
why do you demand more money from me?
boss chests are awful, is this an arcade?
no social standing, you're treated the same
Perhaps it's not flawed but totally broken
I'm paying you to fix issues is this a joke
This is the worst game I've played in my life
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6. |
The Statement
02:20
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So you say this save game bug's a lie?
explain to me why I cannot do Blood on the Ice?
Why after you escape the markarth mine
these guards may or may not be stuck in talos shrine
floating things, jerky movement
loss of textures are hideous
This world, the north
it's skyrim we get it.
Why am I fooled every time
this time I'm caught rimming the sky
virtual blood spilled eye for an eye
no more shall I rim the sky
combat: terrible.
give me back my dice-rolls
Monsters: awful
who wanted dragons?
take me back to the gates of oblivion
nothing beats that landscape thrill
different treasure each time you close one
give me back randomly generated caves
why is shiv's sword a light saber
this blade is straight out of star wars
this game should not be sci fi
this breaks the fantasy for I
Why am I fooled every time
this time I'm caught rimming the sky
virtual blood spilled eye for an eye
no more shall I rim the sky
Why make games everyone hates you for?
Why break these games that you release
Why fix things that don't need to be fixed
Again you choose graphics over gameplay
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7. |
Finally
01:34
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9. |
Why?
01:27
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Less guilds!
Less quests!
Why did they choose graphics over gameplay?
Everything pales to Morrowind, The kids all want graphics not gameplay.
This game's a disgrace and we need reparation,
I demand money back today
The graphics were awesome the gameplay is gruesome. I have to force myself to play. This game's console garbage that needs mods to play, I never should have to play any game this way.
Why can't we have Morrowind with Oblivion's graphics
WHY?
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