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The Console Wars

by z3r0c00l

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Console Wars 02:48
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I only use the systems that do HD but HD should be defined as 1080p I see you tell me it looks alright Seriously 480, now you must die You may as well say you're on 56k regardless I will kill you in each and every way You think I cheat your system's weak You can't render graphics that show me Peace comes through superior framerates the kind of power that is not found in wii Victory through superior hardware this is the system required by me your feelings inside I know you wish that you were me. the shame that you feel, you know that you will never win It must be tough living with the scores you get. Maybe one day, your mom will buy more games to play your life is sad never feeling victory playing games against you even gives me agony Don't cry tonight nobody alive still loves you. Even upgrades cannot fix you Peace comes through superior framerates the kind of power that is not found in wii Victory through superior hardware this is the system required by me
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Connect 03:18
KINECT You say this looks amazing fanboy of microsoft no doubt you're easily impressed KINECT It has no mouse or keyboard I have to move my arms? Does moving sound like fun to you? I cannot fathom that you want me to move more than just my hands Do I look like I exercise? If I want to play any multiplayer games I need to invite them to my house? NO KINECT, is a waste of time If I wanted to move, I would buy a wii This name sucks too, who thought that was good it should have stayed as natal. This only works when standing It's such a waste of time Surely I have nothing else to do KINECT This thing is just a gimmick It's a retarded wii just use controllers I'll be fine KINECT I do this for enjoyment not for exercise epic fail I cannot fathom that you want me to move more than just my hands What makes you think I like to move? I want to play multiplayer games but mom won't let them in the house WAR! Fighting in the console WAR WAR! Drafted in the console WAR! The Project Natal experience is designed to generate emotional responses that echo the feelings Project Natal itself evokes. Experiencing a sense of connection and togetherness, members of the audience will be whisked away on a journey that is intense, engrossing, human- centered, interactive, imaginative and socially inclusive.”
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Occupied 03:35
bethesda's actions show they care about their clients less than the corporations where OWS is ranting this new buggy patch that makes a buggy untested game by actually testing the game, not just spot loads DRM that loads 30 percent of updates, all while I explicitly have no automatic updates I cannot play what I paid for Your company just gave us the middle finger You think I imagine these backwards flying dragons and quests with hiccups are solely the fault of gremlins who change flags and variables only on certain computers it isn't globally broken, but every one's is flawed you're mandating a single path of error filled poor patching what if this software was in your car? it doesn't feel right, coming from Daggerfall a huge complex game when comparing it to Skyrim was for both the mainstream as well as the hard core No more dumbing down, morrowind was the pinnacle More quests, more spells, more rings, left glove, left boot pauldrons, greaves, unpredictable You cannot make spells, until DLC why do you demand more money from me? boss chests are awful, is this an arcade? no social standing, you're treated the same Perhaps it's not flawed but totally broken I'm paying you to fix issues is this a joke This is the worst game I've played in my life
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So you say this save game bug's a lie? explain to me why I cannot do Blood on the Ice? Why after you escape the markarth mine these guards may or may not be stuck in talos shrine floating things, jerky movement loss of textures are hideous This world, the north it's skyrim we get it. Why am I fooled every time this time I'm caught rimming the sky virtual blood spilled eye for an eye no more shall I rim the sky combat: terrible. give me back my dice-rolls Monsters: awful who wanted dragons? take me back to the gates of oblivion nothing beats that landscape thrill different treasure each time you close one give me back randomly generated caves why is shiv's sword a light saber this blade is straight out of star wars this game should not be sci fi this breaks the fantasy for I Why am I fooled every time this time I'm caught rimming the sky virtual blood spilled eye for an eye no more shall I rim the sky Why make games everyone hates you for? Why break these games that you release Why fix things that don't need to be fixed Again you choose graphics over gameplay
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Finally 01:34
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Why? 01:27
Less guilds! Less quests! Why did they choose graphics over gameplay? Everything pales to Morrowind, The kids all want graphics not gameplay. This game's a disgrace and we need reparation, I demand money back today The graphics were awesome the gameplay is gruesome. I have to force myself to play. This game's console garbage that needs mods to play, I never should have to play any game this way. Why can't we have Morrowind with Oblivion's graphics WHY?

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This was an album of passion. A passion for the displeasure of consoles and console gaming in general.
We decided early on to cut down the amount of studio tracks because there could only be so much irrational complaining that could be made about certain games, and added a couple live tracks for those who have had the please of not seeing us live.

To those of you who said "People think they can make albums about whatever they want," you're right. We can.

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released September 8, 2012

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